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Joke of the Day

"How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November."

"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"

"My neighbor with the Confederate flag is harmless after all. He just drove off in the cutest little ghost costume."

"Doctor: Your son is lactose intolerant Me: Oh my god [later that day] Me [runs into field and punches a cow]: That's for inventing milk"

"Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs."

"My university offers sex education lessons.... Guess I should sign up for intercouses."

"Disappointed the ATM didn't shoot out a burst of confetti to congratulate me for having enough to pull out twenty bucks."

"What was Hitler's favorite game? Nahtzee."

"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."

"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"