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Joke of the Day

"Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."

"Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question."

"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"

"How do you find a dead body? Download Pokemon GO."

"Why do professional boxers not have sex the night before a big fight? Because they don't like each other very much."

"Calling your girlfriend dumbledore cz she is the real head master"

"How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !"

"What do a redhead and a freezer have in common? They've both got ice on the inside."

"I'm fairly certain that most of us are one full gas tank away from bankruptcy."

"If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty."