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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I feel like a doctor stuck studying X-rays to gauge the health impacts of excessive sausage eating. I tend to see the wurst in people."

"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."

"""Haha totally man"" - me, after failing to understand someone for a third time."

"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."

"I was gonna tell a sodium joke but... NA"

"How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds."

"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"

"If you're attacked by clowns... Go for the juggler."

"In America, you're the bomb is a complement. In Iraq, you're the bomb is the argument."

"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball it drives them nuts!"