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Joke of the Day

"I started 2016 with a goal to lose 20 pounds Only 30 more to go and I'm there!"

"Redneck sext message: You cant handle the tooth!"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."

"How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But only for procreation."

"Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women."

"Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck."

"I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life"

"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""

"I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. Because OP never delivers."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking sound"