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Joke of the Day

"Kevin Ware's leg Unfortunately Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother Tupper"

"Two men walk into a bar Well that wasn't very smart"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"Did you hear about the girl who caught the STD Pokemon? She got a Vulvasore!"

"Yes, I've been in love before. I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds."

"I'm going to post a joke I hope it dosen't get [deleted]"

"What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury"

"Yo momma so homely... Elrond dwells there!"

"Pack of polos for sale still in the wrapper Mint condition Pack of polos for sale, still in the wrapper. Mint condition"

"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"