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Joke of the Day

"Yes, I've been in love before. I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse."

"Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it."

"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."

"Tampons What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up cunts."

"I'd like to go to Holland some day... Wooden shoe?"

"I'll never forget my wife's last words ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"""

"Say ""No, TWO drugs."""

"Cajun restaurants' food is so spicy... ...that you want to wash your hands before you use the bathroom."

"A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts."