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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for every time some didn't understand me I'd make more cents."
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"Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom."
"Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent."
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"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."
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