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Joke of the Day

"What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury"

"Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney wakes up the children and says ""Hey kids do you want to buy some toys?"""

"What did the suicide bomber instructor say to his class? Now pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once."

"ME: hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes- or i guess...yes? i don't know, what was the question again INTERVIEWER: are you indecisive"

"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."

"Me: tries to sleep Brain: M: B: M: B: M: B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?"

"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."

"Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!"

"Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69? (Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more."

"Selected a charity for my major donations this year. It's called Blink.org. They provide turn signals to the masses who can't afford them."