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Joke of the Day
"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."
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"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"
"You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you."
"Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment."
"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""
"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."
"Just so we're all clear: NASA is getting a direct feed from a robot on Mars, but I still can't make a cell phone call from my basement."
"I phoned the local gym... and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'"
"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"