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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you give a cow marijuana? The ""steaks"" get higher"
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"My toddler was arrested today at kindergarten during nap time. He was charged with resisting a rest."
"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe word."
"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""
"For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a ""quickie"" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced ""quiche"""
"TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins. Well it is side-splitting."
"Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen."
"I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'"
"I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul. Nobody got it."
"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""