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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you give a cow marijuana? The ""steaks"" get higher"
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"The ancient Egyptians loved cat videos."
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"wife: I was saving that me [eating bacon] It expires today *wife checks package* *sees I crossed out the date and wrote ""today""*"
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"What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee? 100% abracadabra"