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Joke of the Day
"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote."
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"[blind date] HER: lmao! You seriously wore pajamas on a first date? ME: hey!! You're not blind!!"
"What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna"
"What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !"
"I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine"
"Make sure to tip your waitress. It's pretty funny when they fall over."
"So I was at my local dyslexia meeting... And my friend turned to me and said, ""can you smell gas?"" I replied, ""are you kidding? I can't even smell my own name."""
"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible penis? He came out of nowhere."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. You don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"
"My date said he wasn't looking for anything serious like I was trying to help him solve cold case files and shit."