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Joke of the Day
"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"
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"Between Man of Steel, This Is The End, and Pacific Rim, I've seen around 5 billion people die this summer. A personal best."
"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"
"What does a beer say when it's cold? Buuuurrrrrr!!!"
"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"
"When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions. Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat."
"Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? A: At the calf-eteria."
"What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook."
"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#"
"Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention."