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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? A: At the calf-eteria."
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"Pokemon Go is just like Grindr... but for kids. And you try and catch Pokemon instead of catching AIDS."
"What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton? They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!"
"Cheese makes everything better... *sprinkles parmesan on broken leg*"
"I can love my son and refuse to support his lifestyle... I raised him better than to game on a console."
"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."
"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."
"My ultimate dream is to move back home, open up a bar and run it with all of my friends, and then burn it down for the insurance money"
"Got the cheese sweats. Got the cheese sweats real bad."
"I only watch Storage Wars to see if they find my ex's body. Just kidding. I like the show. And she's buried in the woods."