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Joke of the Day
"How do you identify a vegan? Listen closely."
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"Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia? Shia Labeouf"
"If I give my dog a toy that doesn't make an unbearably annoying noise she looks at me like I have no clue how to do anything right in life."
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."
"You know all those things that ""Have been shown to cause cancer in the state of California""? Seems they prove the state of California causes cancer."
"Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers..."
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim."
"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."
"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."
"What's your new year's resolution? Mine is 1440 * 900."