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Joke of the Day

"Between Man of Steel, This Is The End, and Pacific Rim, I've seen around 5 billion people die this summer. A personal best."

"Why did the console peasant cross the street? To render the building on the other side!"

"why does beyonce sing to the left, to the left? because black people have no rights XD"

"How many sexual orientations does a physicist have? Six: Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top and Bottom."

"If Women Ruled the World"

"Have you heard of the Jewish ""Catch 22""? Free Ham!"

"What's colder than ice cream? ISIS"

"Literal People Anonymous Welcome to Literal People Anonymous, would everyone please take a seat. NO, WAIT! BRING THOSE CHAIRS BACK!"

"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""

"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)"