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Joke of the Day
"What does a beer say when it's cold? Buuuurrrrrr!!!"
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"Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me: I didn't do... Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody Me: These are my regular clothes"
"TIL a French man named Philippe Fallope invented the flip flop"
"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."
"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"
"I gave love a bad name. I called it Harold."
"Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills."
"Yelling at a dog... Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog just probably thinks, 'Awesome, now we are both barking!'"
"You know what the definition of ""competitive"" is? Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk."
"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""