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"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"
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"Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo? He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd get Cruzed."
"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"
"If you want sex... A man tells his wife in bed that if she wants sex to reach over and pull on it once. If she doesn't, reach over and pull it 100 times."
"What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !"
"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."
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"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take."
"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"