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Joke of the Day
"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"
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"I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred? The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!"
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"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."
"I wanted to set my password as madeline But apparently that's taken."
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"How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma....."
"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."
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"What did God say to Jesus? This lawn ain't gonna mow itself."