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Joke of the Day

"What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common? Manning was just a bit too much for them."

"A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening the boy called out sulkily ' Mum ! your husband's just come home.'"

"Teacher My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said ""There is an idiot at the end of the ruler"" I got suspended for asking which end! :P"

"I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: ""Whats your GPA?"" James answers: ""4 2.4."""

"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a ""b"" in both and an 'n' in neither."

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""

"I feel a spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing, I haven't decided yet."

"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive"