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Joke of the Day

"Teacher My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said ""There is an idiot at the end of the ruler"" I got suspended for asking which end! :P"

"What did Tennessee? What Arkansas."

"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."

"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"

"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"

"What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend? Disoriented."

"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."

"knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless"

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be mad when she finds out."

"People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. No ones laughing now! :("