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Joke of the Day
"I feel a spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing, I haven't decided yet."
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"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""
"Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Happy saint Patricks Day!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night works all day"
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"A scientist was playing scrabble with his wife She played ""PINE"", he had ""LMHIOJK"". He played all of his letters at once to form a 8-letter word along with the ""N"". What did he make? H20"
"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."
"My friend has a thing for sinking ships They go down quicker."