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Joke of the Day

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"I used to be addicted to soap But it's okay now, I am clean."

"Finals come around and now you like the library? Name 3 of their songs"

"Bitches be misusing helping verbs."

"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."

"4-year-old from next door got a whistle for his birthday and I got 1 phone call."

"What's a feminist's favorite subject? Trigger-nometry"

"if you have a favorite tetris block that isn't the 4x1 long piece, you're a fucking contrarian idiot asshole and i hate you"

"Whats the best part about getting a blowjob from a baby? It makes your dick look HUUUGE!"