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Joke of the Day

"Why are calculators grey and boring? Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:("

"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"

"My greek friend just got charged with necrophilia His name was Nick Fukadacarkas"

"""I got you this for Valentine's Day."" [she opens the box and reveals several People magazines inside] ""I think we should see other people."""

"Just got kicked out of Chipotle for knowing what I wanted when I got to the front of the line."

"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."

"Why did the black child cross the road? To get to the other side"

"""I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT"" - Guy who named the sweater."

"[job interview] ""We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position."" It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. ""...yes."""

"Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7"