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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black child cross the road? To get to the other side"
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"Wearing my bra really helps me focus on exams I love academic support."
"What s a Muslim s favorite cologne? GERMANY!!!!"
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"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."
"My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever."
"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."
"Just came to the realization that my ten year high school reunion will be in 10 months. I have about nine days to get married and pregnant."
"Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law"
"How much sperm do gay guys have? A buttload"