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Joke of the Day
"My greek friend just got charged with necrophilia His name was Nick Fukadacarkas"
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"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."
"I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"Where do fat people live? (no offense meant) Original joke by me... Where do fat people live? ... ... ... in Obe-city."
"I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! Chunks is my dogs name."
"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"
"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."
"What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!"
"I had doubts about buying a big metal cabinet with a locking door for my guns It turned out to be a safe purchase."
"In Scotland we have a saying-""If ye cannae clackit ye widnae brackit."" Nobody knows what the fuck it means."