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Joke of the Day
"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."
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"[spelling bee] Your word: Spelunking ""U-N-K-I-N-G"""
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"What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird."
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"Do you know why they call it a raspberry pi 2? Because when you see it you'll turn 2 pi radians and walk away."