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Joke of the Day

"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"

"What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush."

"My boss yelled at me yesterday ""It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"" I said, ""Probably that it's Friday?""..."

"Whenever I'm picking up my wife I skid to a stop by her & yell ""Come with me if you want to live!"" so she knows she married pure awesomeness"

"Why do Jewish women love circumcisions? They'll get their hands on anything that's 10% off."

"What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers? Under capacity"

"What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?"

"If someone asked me to choose my favorite body part... I'd pick my nose."

"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"

"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."