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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs? He had too much thyme on his hands."

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records The library lady then told me it was indecent to place my dick in between a book."

"Facebook jokes are always Click Next to read more"

"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."

"Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"

"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"

"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common? Same middle name."

"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"