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Joke of the Day
"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"
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"I'm so dependent on the google ""did you mean ____?"" that i barely bother to spell anything even remotely correctly"
"My boyfriend asked for a nude pic (NSFW) My boyfriend asked for a naked picture. I asked him if he wanted to see tits or ass. He responded ""surprise me"" So I sent him a picture of my dick"
"What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!"
"What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor? Will I really sink if you take your fingers out?"
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
"How do you make a door hold water? You open it slightly so it's ajar."
"A proctologist walks into a bar Hostess: Would you like to take a stool or grab a seat? Doctor: Hell no, just a beer, I do that all day."
"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"
"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two babies making out."