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Joke of the Day
"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"
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"My wife found out I was cheating... ... after she found the letters I was hiding. She got real mad and said that she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again."
"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"
"""This custard-filled donut will be bought... by a murderer!"" -The Eclairvoyant"
"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"
"Bat Math Ha ha ha Bat math rules!!"
"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"
"Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson. Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen."
"A Spanish speaking magician says that he will disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.. Dos.."" and poof! He was gone without a tres."
"End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face"