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Joke of the Day
"Recently HP fucked up on my order of a Laserjet they've sent me a fucking printer instead!"
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"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"
"Luke got Darth Vader a Christmas Present. Darth Vader: Luke... I know what you got me for Christmas... Luke: Nooo! No! No!! How could you possibly know?!?! Darth Vader: I felt your presents."
"Three men brought four cigarettes onto a boat, but then realized they had no lighters or matches. What do they do? Throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."
"Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?"
"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."
"all i want for christmas this year is to get off all social media forever"
"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."
"Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor? Doctor: It's a mango. A perfectly ripe mango Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies"
"What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker? They both take away the coffin."