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Joke of the Day

"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tooter"

"I never understood why people get buried in suits. When I die bury me in my PJ's. If I'm gonna be sleeping that long I wanna be comfortable."

"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"Two fish are in a tank... One turns to the other and asks: ""do *you* know how to drive this thing?"""

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"Why the U.S suck at chess? 'Cuz they lost two towers"

"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"

"movies never show the part in the ending where the hero drives into the sunset and has to pull down the visor"