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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month."

"Have you heard about the Italian chef? He pasta way"

"The Names of Politicians Bush... Dick... Boehner... Weiner... And they say politicians sometimes win via *name recognition*."

"I saw a black man running from a shop with a turntable, amplifier and speakers under his arm being chased by a security guard. Talk about stereotypes."

"I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!"

"My fiance asked me what I thought about having kids. I told her that I love children, I just can't bear them!"

"Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine"

"Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: ""You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2."" The Subordinate: ""Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."""

"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."

"Two termites go on a date.. Waiter: what would you like to order sir? Termite: Table for two."