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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"
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"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"
"""Can you describe your self in two words?"" - Lazy."
"My neighbors complain about me throwing my cigarette butts on the lawn but they'll be pumped when a cigarette tree sprouts in the spring"
"In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with ""Alpha Mail."""
"Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts."
"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? ""The Wall"" by Pink Floyd"
"Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out."
"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."
"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""