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Joke of the Day

"I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first... ...but then they grow on me."

"What did Silver say to Gold? ""Au!"""

"Speed Dating Tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What do u do for fun I have 3 cats What are you most proud about I have 3 Next"

"I have 2 moods. Sleep is for the weak and I want to sleep for a week."

"My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins."

"Why did the felon have so much energy? He was well arrested!"

"I prayed to God asking him to give me a good husband. And the God did. My husband didn't pray - and he has got me to deal with."

"You know what I love about cafeterias? Everything they serve is an entree. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

"The man who invented the jigsaw has died. May he rest in pieces."

"What is ISIS's favorite type of text? Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading"