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Joke of the Day
"My wife woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on her face! I love Sharpie markers."
Next Joke
"Dictators make great rulers... if you make a bunch of one centimeter marks on them while they're asleep."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... With no stray pubes."
"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."
"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"
"Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined? Because they are parasites"
"Columbus: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Well Columbus: *just yanks me out of my car and drives off in it*"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair...and a table"
"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"
"There's a sale at the Maul Everything's half off"