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Joke of the Day
"What did Silver say to Gold? ""Au!"""
Next Joke
"He is so dumb he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!"
"Me: I've invested heavily in hedgehog funds. You: I think you mean hedge funds. *opens door to roomful of hedgehogs* Me: Nope."
"What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A melon collie."
"What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention? Tartar sauce."
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big."
"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse, gets the cheese! [Dark humor, I love it!]"
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."
"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture."