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Joke of the Day
"How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler"
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"Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick."
"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."
"If she high-five you after sex...marry her on the spot."
"I've heard seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor, it's gonna benign."
"How do you kill a whole Circus at once? Aim for the Juggler..."
"[wife calls] did you write ""make all the traps from home alone"" on the calendar [me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] ""no"""
"Why did the blonde avoid eating cereal? Every box had, in huge letters, ""0mg cholesterol!"""
"5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*"
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Disappointment."