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Joke of the Day

"I've heard seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor, it's gonna benign."

"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."

"Guy: so what u up to after this? Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley"

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The Rooster"

"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"

"Most TV ads: men are dumb, women are annoying, you're stupid & that's great, eat this fatty, America!, 4-hr erections, you're so alone."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"

"what's the fastest animal in the world ? An Ethiopian Chicken"

"""Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that's going to last the entire car ride."" - The worst people alive"