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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Disappointment."

"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit."

"Maybe it's the PCP, but have you guys noticed that flaming dude that floats around your head in a bubble shaved his mustache?"

"If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership."

"A redditor walks into a bar... ""All of our servers are busy right now. Try again later."""

"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"

"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"

"Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot When they're filled with fans!"

"In English there's a word for fucking everything. It's 'pansexual'"