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Joke of the Day
"If she high-five you after sex...marry her on the spot."
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"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."
"When 2 Chainz doesn't want to be recognized he just takes off one chain."
"What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara? Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho"
"I finally figured out the secret to click bait."
"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("
"What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin"
"An atheist, a vegan, and a pot smoker walk into a bar. I know because they all immediately told everyone."
"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
"Are you an infidel? 'Cause i beheaden' your way."