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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick."
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"Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. I keep forgetting what brands I'm loyal to."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."
"Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore, Instead you have to say ""Leeroy please paint the porch"""
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew....... boy scouts return from camp"
"How much did Juan weigh after eating Chinese food? Juan ton"
"One thing that watching cartoons have taught us. Gravity only works if you look down."
"GF: ""Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"" Me: ""Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"""
"A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head... the bartender said, ""Can I help you?"" and the duck said, ""Yeah, get this guy off my ass."""
"My girlfriend's car got stolen today, so if you see a man driving a dark green Honda Civic, PLEASE tell him I left some Skittles in there."