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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a whole Circus at once? Aim for the Juggler..."
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"First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"
"How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch? The big hand touches the little hand."
"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster."
"*in an interview* Me: Tell me a time when you really struggled in your previous job. Applicant: 5-7PM po. Me: Applicant: 8PM. Me:"
"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""
"""Polar bears can't jump"" -- black bears"
"Play The Bee Gees loudly several times a day from your home so that if you have to kill someone the sounds won't be unusual."
"What is a capitalist's favorite fetish? Vore, because it's all about consumption"