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Joke of the Day
"I just won an innuendo competition! I had to beat off some stiff competition though"
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"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"
"Shout-out to people just out of earshot."
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"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? because it was stuck in a crack"
"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""