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Joke of the Day
"Dad goes on date with Carly Rae Jepsen As she got into his car he said ""Hi, Maybe."""
Next Joke
"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."
"My friend bought a choir girl zombie costume for Halloween. She put it on and said, ""Am I menacing?"" I said, ""Of course, you're a choir girl."""
"Three strippers walk into a bar Mitzvah"
"Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank."
"NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !"
"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."
"I like people getting mad at airlines for snow-relayed delays/cancellations. You think companies that incompetent can control the weather?"
"Elon Musk must smell pretty good."