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Joke of the Day
"Shout-out to people just out of earshot."
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"What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"
"Jared likes his subs like he likes his kids. 6 and 12."
"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"
"very productive day today, turd-wise"
"Why were the twin towers disappointed? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane."
"Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes"
"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"
"When I RT what I'm actually saying is ""Fuck I wish I wrote that"""
"The Problem With Scooby-Doo Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions."