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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."
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"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"
"Toasted bread is like parents If theyre black you have nothing to eat."
"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."
"Why should you never BBQ on your roof? The steaks are too high. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out"
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity"
"I want a woman for our president. Like the one we got for Bill."
"Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?"
"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."
"The 70's called. They built a time phone."