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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."
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"Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae."
"texas humor sign inside a bar in texas reads: ""we like our beer like we like our violence, domestic."""
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male"
"Wondering when Oceans 14 is coming out? It already did, it's called ""The Hobbit""."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."
"How to have a seance Ance. Ok you're turn."
"Lead me not into temptation... fcuk that, follow me, I know a shortcut."
"Today at 8:24 PM it will be 7/16/15 8:24. That is the only time this year such a thing will happen"
"What is a communist's favorite fabric? Linen."