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Joke of the Day

"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."

"I was going to tell a story about a Black Hole.... But it sucks."

"Here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants. My dad called that one The Standard"

"I tried fixing my muffler today... ...well, it's exhausting."

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 . One to screw it in and another to say, ""I could do that""."

"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"

"What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry."

"I'm a member of DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia"