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Joke of the Day

"It turns out ""Flasher"" wasn't one of the reindeer and I'm being asked to leave this holiday party."

"Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!"

"For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents. Thats not right Thats not fair The mans only left with 30! -Bo Burnham"

"MAD TOILET - that is HILARIOUS ! :D :D Extremely funny and positive Android Game :D :D https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=game.mibejo.madtoilet"

"It's fun to smudge your lipstick and ruffle your hair before you come out of your bosses office, then give your work colleagues a wink."

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"Cops are like women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. And they're a bunch of pussies."

"Every one knows about Elvis Everyone knows about Elvis the Pelvis. Less is known about his brother Inis."

"I'm so pale all of my relationships are interracial."

"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics 08 album at 4am."