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Joke of the Day

"what do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? they both couldn't finish a race."

"Workin hard. Putting my nose to the grindstone. Grinding away that nose. Barely any nose left now. Whole face messed up. Due for a promotion"

"Why did the kid only water half the lawn? Because there was a 50% chance of rain"

"When I see a car accident I pull over quickly to assist the drivers with getting rid of any drugs they may have in the car."

"What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets? 10 books of Snow Whites"

"""I hate confrontation"" ""No, you don't"""

"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"

"What would my hippie side be doing right now? I already know that"

"Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person... It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it."

"Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish."""