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Joke of the Day

"It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose."

"Who is the 0.666 humorist here? [META]"

"Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)"

"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."

"What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins"

"My first job was a dishwasher at the National Radar Company Turns out the dishes were a lot larger than I first thought"

"Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident."

"Did you hear about the serial killer who was coming out of retirement? He's taking another stab at it."

"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""

"""OH MY GOD IS THAT GLUTEN ON THE FLOOR!?!?!"" Great way to clear the checkout lines at Whole Foods."