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Joke of the Day

"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"The name Pavlov rings a bell."

"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"

"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"

"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."

"Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails. One says ""so, who are we going to throw these at?"" the other replies: ""what are you, a fucking intellectual?"""

"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"

"Snapbacks Popular amongst those with brittle bones."

"Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K"