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Joke of the Day

"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."

"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"

"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."

"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."

"It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them."

"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"

"LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!"

"This one will make your taste-buds tingle! ""What does a nosy pepper do?"" ""It gets jalapeno business."""